Don’t forget your salespeople this holiday season.

My tribute to all those fellow salespeople out there.
The 12 Days of Christmas from your salesman.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

 
12 Days of a Christmas from your Salesman
 

On the 1st day of Christmas my salesman gave to me AN EMAIL WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE

On the 2nd day of Christmas my salesman gave to me TWO FREE TICKETS

On the 3rd day of Christmas my salesman gave to me A THREE HOUR DEMO

On the 4th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me FOUR LENGTHY VOICEMAILS

On the 5th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me FIVE BAGS OF SWAG

On the 6th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me SIX GUARANTEED PROMISES

On the 7th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me SEVEN “I DON’T KNOWS”

On the 8th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me EIGHT TWISTED TRUTHS
 
On the 9th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me NINE FIREPLACE BROCHURES

On the 10th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me TEN TIMES SAYING “TRUST ME”

On the 11th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me ELEVEN ONE -YED WINKS
 
On the 12th day of Christmas my salesman gave to me TWELVE CALLS IN ONE DAY
 
 
This list is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to insult or offend anyone or any profession.  If you can’t laugh at yourself, then why laugh at all.